sloth advocate:
due to a recent illness among the highest sloth supporter- Roberto Fernando Georgio Armani-Smith, you have been appointed to the position of Sloth Soobah. this position entails that you and Juan travel to the habitat of our dear friend Sloth and cohabitate among he and his people. please, do not overlook this request, but take it as a word of caution. not many have survived this risky task and lifestyle.
you will need: parachute (specifically orange- any other color excites the sloths), bull frogs, tweezers, one sock, cd's from 1984- (sloths particularly favor this year in music), bird droppings-(blue jay)... and of course, an ak47.
thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
sincerely,
panda support agency
due to a recent illness among the highest sloth supporter- Roberto Fernando Georgio Armani-Smith, you have been appointed to the position of Sloth Soobah. this position entails that you and Juan travel to the habitat of our dear friend Sloth and cohabitate among he and his people. please, do not overlook this request, but take it as a word of caution. not many have survived this risky task and lifestyle.
you will need: parachute (specifically orange- any other color excites the sloths), bull frogs, tweezers, one sock, cd's from 1984- (sloths particularly favor this year in music), bird droppings-(blue jay)... and of course, an ak47.
thank you for your cooperation in this manner.
sincerely,
panda support agency
AND...
I'm really starting to get sick and tired of you stealing pork chops from the maple tree. do you not appreciate the hard work of the aardvark, making sure pork chops and grow freely with the slightest hint of a maple sweetness?
i'm still taking sloth & sloth to court. i've done my research and what you're doing is called Discrimination. i'll be there to save the pandas whether you and your feeble sloths like it or not.
Matilda Bagwright
i'm still taking sloth & sloth to court. i've done my research and what you're doing is called Discrimination. i'll be there to save the pandas whether you and your feeble sloths like it or not.
Matilda Bagwright
I don't know how to give any proper explanation about these short messages other than an absurd conversation Rachel and I have created between one another. She has a way of constructing the absurd through changing a few words in an seemingly normal sentence. Keep posted for the weekly update of our dialogue. ENJOY!
