All you need is some black paint and a paint brush. Begin with vertical lines followed by horizontal ones in between the up and down ones. After the paint has dried, oh wait you may want to do this on paper first. So after the the paint has dried cut out the ladder ladder with a knife being careful not to damage your ego as your playing with sharp objects. Which may leave unwanted redness on your red white and blue trousers. Begin the decent if your up top and accent if your down low. After level one of your accent and ego intact, kick yourself yourself for forgetting your paint, brush, paper and sharp objects. Then call a taxi. After a night out on the town make a new ladder, follow steps 1-4 as stated in the ladder making hand manual. Skipping step 5.
Be sure to heck back soon for step 3 of 2.9.9.9.
